Who would? Cows don’t know a clock from an udder they just know when the sun comes up. My sources tell me the biggest thing we in the Don’t Touch That Timepiece! lobby have going for us is support in the extremely partisan cow bloc, made up of bovines who don’t want to be milked at one time during March and another time during November. Finally, the bill was reintroduced by a senator just last week, has bipartisan support, and has been referred to the Committee on Commerce, Science, Transportation, Headaches, and Clocks. Paperboy wishes daylight saving time were permanent because then it would be Headache Saving Time, since Paperboy’s head is all “confrused” twice a year. By the time someone found a key, everyone in the House was in a foul mood and said NEG, that they “needed more time” to study its effects one way or the other because, apparently, the 100 years that daylight saving time has been around has not been enough time to really and truly think this thing through. Last year at this time, the proposed legislation went from the Senate to the House and the House was locked. Yes, to the first part Congress considered making daylight saving time permanent, but it didn’t hap’n, Cap’n. But now I understand that although we will spring forward Sunday, we will fall back come November 5, same as always, Lord willing we are still here. Senate passed legislation that would have made daylight saving time permanent starting this Sunday, March 12.
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